Passed down through many generations of scribes, The Scroll recounts the history of Derek, Jeremy, and Brian, and their heroic quests for world domination. Long ago, only certain Scrollite monks could read The Scroll, but now the truths of this world have been revealed to all people through the efforts of The Scroll, Inc., and The SCRIBES Guild. This is the document that started it all, and it is a required reading for a fulfilling life. Those who do not read it will find their lives lacking in substance and longevity. Read it now!

• Scroll I — The Celebration of the Peruvian Llamas
• Scroll II — A Time Altering Machine
• Scroll III — Malcontents a Many
• Scroll IV — Escape from the Cactus
• Scroll V — Anti-Evolution
• Intermission
• Scroll VI — Extreme Warfare
• Scroll VII — The Celebration of the Peruvian Llamas, Again