The Scroll is now available in its fulness here on The SCRIBES Guild website.  Just go to the table of contents page to start reading.  I mean, go there now! Do not finish reading this post.  Just stop.  There isn’t anything else here to read anyway.  All I am going to do is continue to command you to read The Scroll and make threats that I cannot fulfill from long distances.  I mean it, really.  There is no point in continuing to read this.  Please stop… do you even realize what you are doing?  You fool! I command you to begin reading The Scroll.  Don’t make me curse you or anything… Don’t make me do it… are you stopping?  Huh?  Fine, you leave me with no choice… I Curse You!  There.  I did it.  Are you happy?  Fine, I’ll stop writing first, then you stop reading, OK?  On the count of 3: 1… 2… 3…

You’re still here… aren’t you?  Fine, then I’m just ending this post.

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