Zeta-minus

A deformed species of Homo sapien, grown from its embryonic state to be a mindless follower of the Brian. They are approximately three feet tall and have no operable appendages extending from their body. Their IQ ranges from an intelligent 20 to an idiotic 18. Because of this, they don’t really do much except struggle to stay upright and breathe. Their communication consists of grunts in which they don’t even understand. Despite all of these apparent pitfalls, they are a force not to be taken lightly.
— Press Conference with Brian (2002)

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