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		<title>The Canonical Works</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:07:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MASTER SCRIBE</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[AD I]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[AD II]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Apocryphal Works]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Canonical Works]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Council of Nice-ta-see-ya]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Scrollidian]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[The Great Ones]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[The SCRIBES Guild]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[The Scroll]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[The Scroll Chronicles]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[The Scroll Inc]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[The Tales from The Scroll]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Over hundreds of years, The Scroll, Inc. has gathered an enormous library of Scrollidian literature which it has made available to the general populous.  Classifying these wonderful works of literary art into three categories, we have: The Scroll, The Scroll Chronicles, and The Tales from The Scroll.  While The Scroll and The Scroll [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Scroll Has Been Transcrolled</title>
		<link>http://www.hailthescroll.com/2009/02/06/the-scroll-has-been-transcrolled/%</link>
		<comments>http://www.hailthescroll.com/2009/02/06/the-scroll-has-been-transcrolled/%#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 06:37:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MASTER SCRIBE</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Press Releases]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[curse]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[The SCRIBES Guild]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[The Scroll]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[transcrolled]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Scroll is now available in its fulness here on The SCRIBES Guild website.  Just go to the table of contents page to start reading.  I mean, go there now! Do not finish reading this post.  Just stop.  There isn&#8217;t anything else here to read anyway.  All I am going to do is continue to command [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Zeta-Minus</title>
		<link>http://www.hailthescroll.com/2009/01/29/zeta-minus/%</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 06:34:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MASTER SCRIBE</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Characters]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Spotlights]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Brian]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Homo sapiens]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[intelligence]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[IQ]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[zeta-minus]]></category>

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Zeta-minus
A deformed species of Homo sapien, grown from its embryonic state to be a mindless follower of the Brian. They are approximately three feet tall and have no operable appendages extending from their body. Their IQ ranges from an intelligent 20 to an idiotic 18. Because of this, they don&#8217;t really do much except struggle [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Scroll Returns One Piece At A Time</title>
		<link>http://www.hailthescroll.com/2009/01/24/the-scroll-returns-one-piece-at-a-time/%</link>
		<comments>http://www.hailthescroll.com/2009/01/24/the-scroll-returns-one-piece-at-a-time/%#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 01:14:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MASTER SCRIBE</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[sacked]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[scribes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[scroll]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[The Scroll]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[transcriptions]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Because of the amount of work it takes our scribes to transcribe new copies of The Scroll, and because most of our scribes have been sacked, we will only be able to release The Scroll, scroll by scroll.  The good news is, Scroll I is available!  Read it and remember!
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		<title>What happened to The Scroll, Inc.?</title>
		<link>http://www.hailthescroll.com/2009/01/13/what-happened-to-the-scroll-inc/%</link>
		<comments>http://www.hailthescroll.com/2009/01/13/what-happened-to-the-scroll-inc/%#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 00:34:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MASTER SCRIBE</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Press Releases]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[enlightenment]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Hannah Montana]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[monarchy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[scribes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[seaweed]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[The Great Ones]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[The Scroll]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[The Scroll Coalition]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[transcriptions]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[tyranny]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Many corrupt companies have long sought out to destroy The Scroll, Inc. and silence their open solicitation of The Scroll.  With the world always at its throat, The Scroll, Inc. has faced many challenges that would have seemed insurmountable by most of the corporate populations.    
However, a recent discovery within their corporate structure leaked to [...]]]></description>
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