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The Scroll, the most important document ever recorded, has been passed down through generations of acclaimed and credible scribes. It gives an overly detailed account of the adventures of Derek, Jeremy, and Brian throughout the world and time. The Scroll, Inc. was founded to protect and care for The Scroll, and all of its patents, copyrights, trademarks, property, belongings, components, elements, and history, and also to promote, advance, and otherwise advertise its great, good, and glorious splendor. May you find your study of The Scroll enlightening and may you always come back for more.

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Little did they know that this enraged Brian to the point where he easily overpowered the Derek clones (Derek being the only one foolish enough to clone himself) and escaped back to Briangrad (Derek being the only one foolish enough not to rename the city.
~ The Scroll, Scroll I, verse 43



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